Gay Hooker

This blog is actually a re-telling of one of my favorite stories of all time. This didn't happen personally to me, but I wish it did.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
One afternoon last year my friend Chris was driving down Cedar Springs in Dallas. For those of you who don't live in Dallas, that is where all the lesbian and gay bars are. As he was driving he was talking on the phone (multitasking), and noticed a guy walking down the street. Chris looked a little closer, and determined that the guy looked familiar. He thought he knew him but couldn't place where. The guy saw Chris eyeing him, and waved. At this point Chris thought, "This guy must recognize me too - I really must know him." So Chris pulled over (ended his phone conversation) and rolled down the window. The guy said "Hey how's it going?" Chris said hi, then the guy asked if Chris could give him a ride down to the Melrose Hotel. Chris, still believing he knew this guy from somewhere, said sure, so the guy hopped in Chris' car.

As soon as Chris pulled out onto the street again, his front seat guest reached over to "touch" Chris and said, "So I figured we could get into some trouble." The guy then starts explaining to Chris what $20 will buy him. At this point, Chris realizes that he doesn't really know this guy, but that he has just accidentally picked up a gay hooker. The guy emphasizes that it will only cost $20 to enjoy the benefit of certain services (use your imagination), but Chris is so flustered at this point all he can say is "I don't have $20." Chris asked the guy to get out of his car, but Gay Hooker persisted. Finally Chris ended up giving the guy $10 just to get out of his car.

Now I'm still unclear as to why the guy looked familiar to Chris. Care to share anything with us, Vaca?

And finally the moral of the story is this: Always carry cash. You never know when you'll need to pay a hooker to get out of your car.